HYBE TIMES


Special Edition

March 02, 2022

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TODAY'S HEADLINES

Headline 1#: Hoseok the gay legend

By James Anderson

hoseok is a shy gay because fiction mirrors real life - Kim Namjoon

notice how most of these "bts gay moments" threads is literally just hoseok being gay?? YEAH CUZ HE IS

Hoseok is gay for each of his members but y‘all always try to exclude him when he’s actually willing to make out with everyone of the tannies in front of the camera

you will always catch hoseok at a gay crime scene here

A local asshole said-
"Hoseok said his favourite color isn't green anymore, it's sky blue
He is not gay no more!! "


hoseok played himself cause in russian the word “blue” is often used instead of “gay”

Possibly the most quoted writer in history, William Shakespeare had a unique ability to spin words together in beautiful ways — even when his characters were making terrible life choices. From birthday cards to graduation speeches, there’s a William Shakespeare quote for every occasion. romantic language and poetry have been making lovers swoon for over 400 years. Romantic comedies may be a fun Valentine's Day date, but how many romcom quotes do you know that have endured that long?
lets ask Shakespeare himself ;
"so Shakespeare Just behind love, life and very complex revenge plots, Shakespearean characters value friendship how do you write such beautiful works??"

Shakespeare: "Hoseok gay"

Headline 2#: 3 BOYS TOOK A SELFIE BEFORE SHOPLIFTING EVERYONE'S HEART

JIMIN

By Sam Smith

V

By Yeontan

JUNGKOOK

By Drake

Headline 3#: Parenting is hard bro-

By James Anderson

Parenting can feel ridiculously hard. So hard that it leads to pure mental and physical exhaustion. Being a parent can also make you act in a way that is not true to your core character. Worry and fear are two of many emotions often experienced. And yet, parenting is also one of the most amazing gifts The take-home message here is that the reason that so many parents find raising children difficult in our modern society is because of the gap between how we are wired to raise our offspring, and the environment we find ourselves currently living in. You don't need to try harder to get it right.

Here are the most difficult stages of parenting ranked.
#Middle School.
#Terrible Twos.
#Teen angst.
#Separation Anxiety. By the time a #baby is six or seven months of age, #their mom has returned to work for maternity leave.
#Newborn Stage. Caring for a newborn can leave you feeling like a walking zombie

Here's what these 3 gay dads had to say

KIM NAMJOON ;
We were at the dinner table eating pizza when I asked my son jimin asked if I could use some of his blue cheese dressing to dip my crust. He obliged after a long deep sigh of annoyance. I was offended at this reaction and decided to remind him of the strenuous labor and delivery I had bringing his 9.9-pound body into this world—the old “I gave birth to you” guilt trip. His response: “Really Mom, how long are you gonna ride that scooter?”

MIN YOONGI ;
After moving to the country, my three-year-old son and I were often alone in our house. Because we lived in a rural area with no close neighbors, I wanted to make sure my daughter would be able to call 911 in the event that something happened to me. After instructing her, I decided to test her: “OK, what would you do if you found me on the floor and you couldn’t wake me up?” I could see her little brain working. To my surprise she finally said, “I would go into the kitchen and eat anything I want.”

KIM SEOKJIN ;
My favorite moment raising my children happened while tucking my son into bed. Taehyung told me he went to the nurse’s office that day with a classmate who had just lost a tooth. Unfortunately, the nurse said, “You know, your mother is really the tooth fairy.” My son looked up at me and asked if that was true, and I said, “Yes.” Then he asked, “How do you fly around to all the houses?”

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